Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Ryan Buell Breaks My Heart

This is a blogging emergency.  Ryan Buell, my own personal prince for over 3 years when his stupid show debuted on A&E, has revealed in his new book that he's bisexual.  My mother insists he looks like Isaac from "Children of the Corn" (1984 edition), ergo he must be something of the devil, and this is her confirmation.

Disclaimer: We're not very religious people, and she does not really think that gays/lesbians are of the devil. Thank you.

Now, I know being bisexual he still likes girls, but what I'm afraid of is, a) he was missing something from women/men that he went looking for in the opposite. I say "women/men" because who knows if he was attracted to women before men or vice versa, b) if he's only saying "bisexual" to make it more socially accepted, when really he's gay.  Also that would make me a really sad panda, and c) if in the future he'll choose to be with men. 

Granted, I shouldn't really care regardless because we'll never be together (thank you, cruel universe), but I seriously didn't see this coming at all and so, let us mourn. 


  1. Who the hell is Ryan Buell (I know I could Google that shit, but you know, effort)?
    And regardless of who he is, he'll now always be Isaac in my head, and that is, well, super creepy.

  2. LOL, he's the host of this "reality" show on A&E called Paranormal State. Y'know... ghost-hunting. Don't make fun.

  3. Good lord. Bi? That means competition from EVERYWHERE! I really like his smile, he's the kind of cute that grows on you. I haven't watched the show in a long while now so I've forgotten about him, but I remember sighing a little girly when he does this thing where he listens really carefully to the person that's talking. Aw!

  4. Yes! I agree. That's also probably why he's so polite in that way, lol. I'm kidding, but yes, it was definitely a shocker. The new season starts soon, so maybe you should get back into it!