Hi! Good morning! Hello! I have a quick question and this is directed to all of my murderers out there ('sup homies?):
When you guys and gals are so angry or upset at someone to the point where you're going to shoot, stab, choke, drown, poison, etc, another person, what makes you think you're not going to be caught?
I'm just wondering. Real life isn't like the movies. You are not Dexter Morgan, our beloved Dark Defender. Yes, I understand some people do in all actuality "get away with murder," but do you realize the odds are as slim as getting struck by lightning or escaping prison or being in a plane crash? Don't bother googling my statistics, I made them up, but I stand by them just the same.
Oh wait, I have another question:
If you're going to go through the trouble of plotting and executing an... well, execution, why kill yourself afterwards?
You may as well have just killed yourself in the first place.
I don't know, that's just me.
I'd like to thank Ryan Jenkins for inspiring this blog.